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Aperture Note Chapter 2: Poor BeyondAperture Note Chapter 2: Poor Beyond by otaku4ever37
Turret fire continued to echo as GLaDOS tried to kill them. Breathing through the gas mask, L tried to figure out a way to get through the throng of trigger-happy machines. Nearby, he could hear BB and Wheatley conversing. Rattman continued to chatter, but he had stopped listening a while ago, something about that 'damn AI' and 'the cocky attitude of today's youth' or something. It took him a while before he noticed it, but BB had stopped talking. That .that didn't happen often. Whenever a core was nearby, he usually occupied his ever growing boredom by endlessly chatting with it .the only thing that caused him to clam up like this was .
"BEYOND BIRTHDAY! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!?!?"
Goddammit. Of all the people in the world to show up, it had to be HER. Beyond stuttered a reply.
"Ahh, ummm, ah I was .I I was making sure no one was in the neurotoxin release room!"
"STFU YOU SCHIZOPHRENIC PARANOID EXCUSE FOR
A Theory on VampirismA Theory on VampirismA Theory on Vampirism by otaku4ever37
I don't believe vampirism is a supernatural occurrence. I believe vampirism is a medical condition in which the body's cells die faster than they can be produced. In ancient times, people didn't have blood transfusions, so the body would have to adapt new ways to get the blood it needed. Hence, vampires drink blood. The reason this would be possible is that I believe that blood would be absorbed through the stomach lining, like water. The canines would lengthen and sharpen so they could pierce human skin. Their blood cells would have to accept all blood types so if vampires didn't have a new blood type, they would all probably be type AB. Vampires would be forced to only drink from humans, because the blood cells in animals are significantly different from those of humans. Think about it this way, if you can't use pig's blood on a human, why would it work with a vampire? As time went by, humans began to realize they were being preyed upon
Aperture Note Chapter 1: Make it EasyAperture Note Chapter 1: Make it Easy by otaku4ever37
Make it Easy
"YOU GAVE HER NEUROTOXIN?!?!?"
"I thought it'd be funny."
"SHE WILL KILL US, YOU MORON!!!"
"Nu-uh. I'm not that stupid. I put a neurotoxin release button in a specific part of the facility that she doesn't control."
"Whoever you put in charge of it is going to fall asleep sometime, and I'm sure GLaDOS will take advantage of that."
"I put an A.I. in charge of it."
"Really? That was actually pretty smart of you. Which A.I.?"
"Beyond. Which A.I. did you put in charge of the button?"
" wheatley "
"YOU PUT WHEATLEY IN CHARGE OF THE NEUROTOXIN RELEASE BUTTON?!?!?"
"I'm sorry, L-kun!!! It's just he's effed up every other job, and, not even a moron could screw this up! ...Right?"
"I wouldn't put it past him... How would giving GLaDOS neurotoxin be fun?"
"I was hoping she'd you know useitonthetestsubjects."
"Use it on the test subjects?" He sighed. "You always were a sadist. And it would be interesting to see how they react.