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1. Green "I'm the sexy douche who acts all snobbish yet bitches want a piece of me." Green snorted in arrogance as he held his waist in complete pride. 2. Silver "I'm the miserable bastard who is even a bigger douche and hates every living soul but is actually a tortured kid who wants love from his father who doesn't even give two shits about him." Silver wept in the corner, his hands covering his face. "Also my rival either looks like a girl or Mario's long lost sister." 3. Wally "I'm the-" "Nobody cares about you." Green butted in before Wally even had a chance to finish. 4. Jun "I'M THE EXCITED CHILDHOOD FRIEND WHO CAN'T EVEN SIT